Bacon?……………….BACON!

Here is what I suggest you drink your morning coffee in, then eat after.

Be sure to put the milk back in the fridge after. (DO IT WITH REAL BACON)

Then, get ready for work in your bacon suit.

Admire some art on your way out the door…

And be sure not to hit your Bac-o-lantern on the way to your car!

Crap, forgot the bacon briefcase.

And wallet!

Thanks to MadMax & This website for this find.