Tuesday, June 9, 2009

Detroit Tigers Tuesday

Because Crosschips is based out of the Detroit area, we gladly support our professional and college sporting squadrons and try to incorporate their teams, one way or another, into our daily Crosschips work outs. Previous posts included our Detroit Red Wings, Making fun of LeBron Jonathan James (Because we are Pistons fans) and the previous days post even took a little stab at the Lions.

What we have lined up today is a fun little thing known as "Detroit Tigers Tuesday". We did a little research on what our Detroit Tigers favorite meals are and have listed them below.

Today's Crosschips: Pick 5 of the below meals, eat each for time and rest in between.

58 Armando Galarraga: Dinner, LENGUA DE RES: Which is a Cow tongue served in a vinaigrette, and a side of ÑOQUIS: potato pasta, a popular dish from Italy which is prominent in Venezuela. Bottle of Red Wine.

36 Edwin Jackson: Dinner, One whole slab of Pork BBQ Ribs, side of steak fries & a 40oz of Old English.

37 Brandon Lyon: Eats shit.

31 Zach Miner: Breakfast: 4 large pancakes, lots of syrup & a side of bacon. Orange juice.

45 Ryan Perry: Lunch/Dinner: Burger King Whopper, large French Fries, w Large Coke

48 Rick Porcello: Dinner: McDonalds Kids meal w/ a Toy & Apple Juice.

29 Nate Robertson: Dinner: T-Bone Steak w/ a side of Mashed potatoes & Green beans. Drink: Budweiser.

56 Fernando Rodney: Dinner:
Camarones guisados (Shrimp stew), side of Ensalada de aguacate (Avocado Salad), Drink: Mamajuana (Rum)

44 Bobby Seay: Dinner: Swordfish steak, calamari & Tequila shots

35 Justin Verlander: Starter: Crabcakes, Main course: Atlantic Salmon, side of vegetables & a side salad. Drink: Miller Lite & Jagger Bombs

21 Dontrelle Willis: Lunch: KFC Box lunch, Liter of Cola & a side of Wintergreen Skoal.

54 Joel Zumaya: Lunch of Dinner: Chicken or Beef Burrito w/ Mexican rice & black beans covered in hot sauce and melted cheese. Side of corn meal & refried beans. Drink: Margarita's then drop a box on your shoulder after you play guitar hero.

Catchers

8 Gerald Laird: Dinner: Meatlovers Pizza (Pizza Hut), breadsticks & Coors Light.

57 Dane Sardinha: Dinner: Ham w/ grilled pineapple, a fruit salad & celery sticks with peanut butter.

Infielders

24 Miguel Cabrera: Dinner: 16 oz Steak from Mortons, shrimp cocktail, crackers w/ caviar & Cristal champe, Be sure to pour out 4-5 bottles on your bitches…

4 Adam Everett: Lunch: Turkey sandwich & CHIPS! Drink a bottled water.

15 Brandon Inge Lunch/dinner: Cheeseburger w/ Fries. Drink any light beer (4 minimum).

14 Placido Polanco: Dinner: Starter: Croquetas de pollo
(Chicken croquettes), Meal: Chivo picante
(Spicy goat meat), side of:
Moro de habichuelas
(Rice and black beans). Drink: Kool-Aid.

39 Ramon Santiago: Breakfast: Ham & Cheese & Peppers omelet, side of pineapple pieces. Drink, non name brand orange juice.

Outfielders

13 Josh Anderson: Dinner: Homemade Chicken or Beef main course, prepared by himself at his farm. Side of corn on the cob & green beans (again from his farm) & a Glass of milk squeezed right from the teat of the cow.

28 Curtis Granderson: Dinner: Meaty Lasagna, garlic bread & Caesar salad & Miller lites

30 Magglio Ordonez: Dinner: Roasted chicken, three bean casserole & creatine for strength. Drink: Sangria.

25 Ryan Raburn: Lunch/Dinner: Hungry Man meal: Roasted Chicken w/ corn & brownie. Drink: Bud Light

33 Marcus Thames: Dinner: Some "Country Strong!" Fried Catfish, side of steamed vegetables & steak fries. Drink: Red Bull & Vodka.

34 Clete Thomas: Host a Pig Roast. Put Budweiser's on ice, in the bathtub & eat pigs in a blanket & other finger foods while you wait for the PIG! Yeeeeeehaaaww!

2 comments:

  1. Where is Jeremy Jonathon Bonderman??

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  2. I guess that list wasn't updated when I copy and pasted it from the mlb website. What slackers.

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