PWNUT DAY!!!

That's right people. JUNE 5th is National Donut Day WOO!
Donut Day is celebrated on the first Friday of June each year. On this day we drool over the ever so fattening, delectable and delicious donut that all police officers enjoy on the reg' as well as our beloved Homer Jonathan Simpson.

Here is a bit of history for ya:
"National Doughnut Day started in 1938 as a fund raiser for the Chicago Salvation Army. Their goal was to help the needy during the Great Depression, and to honor the Salvation Army "Lassies" of World War I, who served doughnuts to soldiers behind the front lines in France." - Wikipedia (of course) Hmmm...It appears Crosschips dates back well before the begining of the interwebs.

Now what I don't understand is why exactly do Flags get a day? ("Flag Day" June 14th) They are flags!!1! They aren't tasty treats that turn your love handles into love straps. They just hang there waiting for wind.

Let's not forget "Boss's Day" (October 16th). Let's give the guy/girl who makes all the money and has the ability to take your career out back and firebomb it a day to bask in his or her own ego and private bathroom. However I wouldn't mind a day for "Like A Boss". Awesome song... (NSFW)

Now like our other kick ass, unrecognized holidays such as "Talk like a Pirate Day" (September 19th) or "National High Five Day" (April 16th), our tasty donuts need their day of glory!

LET'S HELP DONUTS HAVE THEIR DAY!!!!!!

Crosschips encourages you to do the following for Donut Day:
1. order 2 arm lengths of donuts (Stacked one on top of the other, not side by side). They can be of any make, model or flavor. Mix & match if you want.
2. Eat one arm length in 45 minutes.
3. Rest
4. Eat the second in one hour.

1 Free Donut @ Krispy Kreme on DONUT DAY w0000t!!!



Enjoy!!!