Saturday

I'm not sure where to begin with this one. I did my portion of Crosschips tonight. I was at a party that had a Qdoba taco bar (ate 13 tacos) and drank multiple brewdoggers (flip cup). I for sure did my part without a doubt, There's no question.

With that said...it's the weekend, we need to sit back and relax after a long week of work. We frickin deserve it. We work endless hours a week, we bend over backwards at our jobs and grasp onto what little existence of ourselves there may still be and we look for some sort of reason to belong, some reasoning behind the fact that we may need to say...."yeah I may eat 4 times my weight in a sitting, but what's it to ya?" Those who question it don't know the beauty of Crosschips.

We know here at Crosschips that we encourage eating multiple amounts of food and crazy portions of fattening entries that induce heart attacks. but we also feel there may be more to the Crosschips then the website promotes. It also promotes a sense of unity.

Can Crosschips sleep at night knowing that it's participants may die enduring it's life compromising tests? YES, it sure can.

Outsiders may think Crosschips is wrong in its ways. They assume because we require the eating 40 donuts on donut day as a test of ones will to eat themselves into a fat, gas pumping useless pile of life is a useless challenge, but they don't know it's also a venue we can use as an excuse to stuff our faces full of sugar coated crap and show people we have more will power to "stuff" as oppose to "cut back". Diets are for the weak at heart. The true champs turn diets upside down, double down on the opposite and pour gravey on it. (in Crosschips)

Here's to Crosschips and it's endevour of letting the norm (Eating a shit ton) become 10 times the norm (eating 10x a shit ton). Rock on Crosschips, don't let those anorexic, 5 foot, hundred nothin' folks "RUDY 46 seconds " tell you what to do. They suck at life and suck as actors. Keep eating and keep on keeping on...

Saturdays Crosschips:
Eat a Charlie Weis breakfast.
Minimum 40,000 calories.

note* poor grammer and english. Thank you.