Oh glorious Monday. It's day one of five for the common weekday worker. The day we all dread on Sunday nights as the sun sets on our SUNDAY FUNDAY!
Now if your job leads you to the following behavior...
I suggest you take Monday's Crosschips seriously because it will help cool down that temper and recharge your batteries for the next five days of work, work and work.
To help keep you relaxed, we encourage a heavy load of carbohydrates to basically put you in a "carb coma". This will make you want to sleep constantly. Your motivation to work will be comparable to your desire to watch the Lions on Thanksgiving day after a huge meal. No one can last without multiple cat naps (and some cussing at the Lions game play of course). So if you follow today's Crosschips, the whole "work" thing will fly by in a blurry haze and we will all be better for it. There's nothing worse then work on Monday than working on Monday without stuffing your face full of unhealthy delicious treats.
Breakfast:
4 pieces of double buttered toast
Egg & meat & cheese omelet (6 egg minimum, 3 meat minimum)
1 half gallon of whole milk.
Lunch:
1 foot sub sandwich, double meat & extra dressing
1 family size bag of chips
2 liter, non-diet soda
Dinner:
1 whole meatloaf
4lbs of Poutine (a dish consisting of French fries topped with fresh cheese curds, covered with brown gravy and sometimes additional ingredients.)
5 dinner rolls, extra butter
4 servings of hearty soup. None of that vegetable sissy crap.
Finish it off with an XL Milkshake
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