Phew! To The EXTREME!!! !@#$%@$%^!

Alright, just got done crunching the numbers and I've got a new eating routine:

Its called Gravity Gulp Swing Cake.

First off, you need to get a pair of those boots that let you swing from the ceiling. Then you get up there on that ceiling. Now, have a friend pull you as far in one direction as they can away from the center hanging position. Have them force a 3' hose down your throat and bong you up 3 gallons of Mountain Dew so that your chest glows blue! You're going to need all that energy for the next part.

Place a Four Tier Bacon-Chocolate-Strawberry Ice cream Wedding Cake (REMOVE the plastic couple from the top!) on the floor directly underneath where your feet are attached to the ceiling. Have your friend remove the bonging tube and allow you to drop into a pendulum swing. Put your hand up (down) and start grabbing at that cake! The Dew's caffeine and Vitamin B-osis should be at work causing every muscle to spam, really impeding your ability to grab cake and stuff face!


FEEL THE BURN!!!