Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Breakfast of Champs

"The Phelps"

Food: Three sandwiches (on Texas toast) of fried eggs, cheese, bacon, ham, fried onions, mayonnaise, an omelet, a bowl of grits, six slices of French toast with powdered sugar, and six chocolate-chip pancakes covered in one whole sick of butter & one bottle of syrup.

Beverage: One whole gallon of chocolate milk or 4 slim fasts.
Double all items if you hit the bong like our beloved gold medalist. “Allegedly”.

Lunch: Eat 1 pound of food, 5 sets. 3 minute breaks in-between pounds.

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