Monday, July 13, 2009

Battle of the Beasts



Look at these two big boys. Charlie Weis & Mark Mangino are two of the fattest men alive to coach college football.

coachBT's take: "Coaches not only FOLLOW Crosschips, but do PAGE per day, not just ONE assignment."

Weighing in at over 2 tons, these two coaches specifically request that their schools place wooden boards on the sidelines to support their giant, fat packed, front butted frames.

Now, in order not to die of overeating, I suggest you follow the rules on this one because these 2 can eat enough food to shut down an OCB.

So, what you need to do is pick a coach and consume 10% of their normal eating schedule for the day.

Mangino:
Breakfast: 1 box of lucky charms, 6 eggs, sunny side up w/ 6 pieces of toast. 12 sausage links & a gallon of milk.
Lunch: 3 foot Italian sub, 1 bag of ruffles & 5 20oz cokes.
Dinner: 7 plates at Red Lobster all you can eat.

Weis:
Breakfast: Eat anything constantly from 8am to 11am
Lunch: Eat anything constantly from 11:30am to 3pm
Dinner: Eat anything constantly from 4pm to 8pm

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