NOT ACCEPTABLE

MOAR CHIPS!!!!!!!!

The above chart is an actual factual representation of the average amount of CHIPS you receive per bag purchase.  Never settle for a bag of CHIPS packed full of air and a few CHIPS.  This disgusting sceme has been going on for years.  Mostly with kettle cooked chips, which are delish, and it’s NOT COOL.  I suggest bringing a mathematician with you to the grocery store while buying chips to find the highest quantity of chips per bag for the best price.  SIMPLE TO DO ON YOUR OWN?  You try figuring out fractions on your own.  Who do I look like…….. SOME GUY WHO CAN FIGURE OUT FRACTIONS?  Fock you and get yourself a bag of air.  The rest of us Crosschippers will scarf down stuffed bags of CHIPPY goodtness. 

HUGE BURGER

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Make one of these for your Crosschips, YO!

As if it didn’t RAWK already

That’s the KFC Double Down (seen in the last post) with a Krispy Kreme donut used as the bun.  I like it.  Sweet and fat.  Just like your mom.  Wut? LINK

Have a couple of these for CROSSCHIPS

-thanks again to Max J. Jonathan Maxington for the find.

DOUBLE DOWN!!!

Here is a new meal presented to us by the always healthy KFC. 

See that!  That sammich has 2 chicken filets in place of the bread!  That there is low carb deliciousness.  DO IT.  Get 4 for today’s CrossCHIPS!

MICH

I don’t know what’s happening

Sandwiches?

This shiat is weird as fock

 

THIS IS AWESOME

Thanks to CG for this one. 

CROSSCHIPS:  Make one of these and consume for your best time!

Fixing Failblog

 

Failblog has posted this picture as a “Fail”.  But we here at Crosschips love this guy.  He’s living the Crosschips dream.  Don’t let Failblog tell you this is badt, when in fact it is GOODT.

CHIPS R LOOSE

So, I made some chili yesterday and thought to myself “hmmm a snack during this CHIPS football game would be nice”.  So I put together these beauties.  It’s Tostitos Scoops w/ some chili inside and Mexican cheese melted on top.  You can add more toppings such as salsa, sour cream or guacamole (like you have the time to make guac you ass.) 

It’s CROOSH to bake them in the oven or toaster oven at 350 for about 8 minutes.  This will give them a classy look and taste.

So, in honor of the CHIIIIIIIIIIIPS (Central MICH), make 4 dozen of these and eat for your best time.

Cook some Pizza in your Vehicle

I picked one of these up at Autozone (GET IN THE ZONE!!!).  Probably the best thing ever made and really great for road trips that are over 30 minutes.  It’s also super safe.  I prefer baking up a Chicago Style pizza, it takes a little longer but who doesn’t like Chi-style? AMIRITE?