This video is the last drive by MICH in a unbelievable comeback win over #18 Notre Dame. Final Score, 38-34. Tate Jonathan Forcier could not be stopped by these golden domer$. This kid sweats pure grit and can really make some plays. Gotta give him some credit. Yeeeeeeah MICH!
You will notice in spots, Notre Dame’s coach, Charlie Weis. Who am I kidding, it’s impossible to miss the guy. He is 800+ lbs. of fat stuffed in betwixt more skin rolls of pure buttery fat. It’s hard for me to fathom how a person of his proportion can be taken seriously as a coach of anything other than bowling or maybe front-butt competitions. He may be a Crosschipper, but he puts us to shame and I will explain.
There’s a line drawn between indulging and over indulging. Though this line may be very gray here at Crosschips, but we do know when to say enough is enough. Charles Weis on the other hand is a Crosschipsaholic. That’s right, it’s a real word. Here at Crosschips it is at least. There’s a difference between liking to go out and crush some brewdoggers and consistently crushing brewdoggers. At some point we all reach a threshold where we can say “good enough.” Charlie Weis does not stop there and never will, he looks down at his 6th plate that he just licked clean and thinks “Not good enough”, over and over and over again.
Now I know what you are thinking; “They are only knocking Charlie Weis’ extreme fatness because he is the coach of Notre Dame, a MICHigan rival.” Yes, this is true. But has any of our Crosschips ordered you to eat more often then breathing? NO.
FACT: Charlie Weis eats more than he breaths. (His headphones are connected to a food processor that continually pumps him a gravy mixture of Steak, Big Macs, French Fries, Dr. Pibb and Mint Chocolate Chip ice cream. See below:
FACT: Charle Weis has his own buffet set up in every locker room he goes to. This is the one at Notre Dame. See below:
FACT: During team meetings before the games, “coach” Weis does not answer any actual questions. He only asks for more refills and thinks about food out loud while eating. Here is a transcript taken from the team meeting before the Michigan game this Saturday.
Sergio Brown, S: “Coach, Sergio Brown here, should we be worried about any deep passes coming from Tate Forcier?”
Charlie Weis: “Yes, more brown sugar please. That would be good for these waffles.”
Mike Golic Jr., C: “Coach, should Jimmah and I get some practice reps in before the game?”
CW: “Who is that? Golic? Didn’t your dad join up with Nutrisystems or something? Tell him he’s a pussy.”
Jimmah Clausen, QB: “Here’s 6 more plates of Bacon, coach.”
CW: “That’s why you are starting. You should all learn a lesson from this smart young lady.”
Golden Tate, WR: “Hey coach, can you explain to me again on what coverage we are going to pass the ball deep.”
CW: “How about you go deep and get Charlie some of those biscuits.”
Shaquelle Evans, WR: “Coach, can I get some playing time today? I’m ready to catch a lot of passes!”
CW: “You know something. Hold on (Takes a pancake, wraps it around six pieces of sausage pours syrup and honey on it and eats it in two bites). I once out ate Shaquelle O’neal in that show of his, “Shaq Vs.” or whatever. The directors said they wouldn’t air it because I Finished my portion in 4 minutes. Not enough film to fill the hour I guess. What was your question little Shaq?”
FACT: Charlie Weis sleeps with an I.V. of chocolate milkshake. This is to not only keep his fat fat, but cool his body temperature so his heart doesn’t explode.
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So, with that being said, Crosschips frowns upon this mountain of a man because he abuses his Crosschipping ability like a crack addict on his birthday.
Crosschips is meant to be fun and challenging for all who wish to partake, it isn’t supposed to separate you from others and turn into the ONLY thing in your life.
CrosschipsBT: “For all the Crosschips out there; continue to Crosschips HARD but also SMART. e-fact.”
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