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Saturday, August 15, 2009
Mailbag Question: What can I do to make sure I gain the weight I need? (10 lbs)
Dear Crosschips
I love your blog but I have one problem with it. I've been following your regimen like the bible since it started but I've only gained 5 pounds. Normally I wouldn't mind this but I need to get back to my high school football playing weight (in which I made 18 tackles in a game) by my high school reunion in 2 weeks to impress my old friends. (I currently need 10 added pounds to make that weight). So as you can see 5 pounds is NOT GOOD ENOUGH and UNACCEPTABLE. What can I do to make sure I gain the weight I need?
Hope you can help keep up the good work
Blueseoul
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Thanks for the e-question Blueseou. Excellent question in our epinion.
With a quality management system any Crosschipper can eat the required Crosschips for the day and gain only a little bit of weight. This management system is known as "metabolism". To slow down this "metabolism" and put on the LB's needed to match your ex-hottie, now 40 lbs overweight ex-girlfriends you need to do the following.
1. Double up your Crosschips regime and follow through with it.
2. Don’t exercise and cut back your activity significantly. Try staying on the couch at all times. Watch lots of TV & Movies.
3. Avoid metabolic activating foods such as green tea or any other organic low calorie treat.
4. Eat foods with high calorie content. You can find plenty of them in this POST.
5. Eat before bedtime. Your body does it's least amount of fat burning while you sleep. That is why the 4th meal is crucial to all Crosschippers.
6. Over do the caffeine. Lot's of sugary soda's will get the job done, stay away from coffee because it has some healthy benefits that you don't need.
I hope this helps you out for your little event. Nice work on the 18 tackles in 1 game also, you must have been a 5* recruit with great pad level at one point in time. Or not, just epinion.
CrosschipsBT: "Gain 10 lbs good for PAD LEVEL but also GUT LEVEL."
Thanks for stopping by.
I love your blog but I have one problem with it. I've been following your regimen like the bible since it started but I've only gained 5 pounds. Normally I wouldn't mind this but I need to get back to my high school football playing weight (in which I made 18 tackles in a game) by my high school reunion in 2 weeks to impress my old friends. (I currently need 10 added pounds to make that weight). So as you can see 5 pounds is NOT GOOD ENOUGH and UNACCEPTABLE. What can I do to make sure I gain the weight I need?
Hope you can help keep up the good work
Blueseoul
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Thanks for the e-question Blueseou. Excellent question in our epinion.
With a quality management system any Crosschipper can eat the required Crosschips for the day and gain only a little bit of weight. This management system is known as "metabolism". To slow down this "metabolism" and put on the LB's needed to match your ex-hottie, now 40 lbs overweight ex-girlfriends you need to do the following.
1. Double up your Crosschips regime and follow through with it.
2. Don’t exercise and cut back your activity significantly. Try staying on the couch at all times. Watch lots of TV & Movies.
3. Avoid metabolic activating foods such as green tea or any other organic low calorie treat.
4. Eat foods with high calorie content. You can find plenty of them in this POST.
5. Eat before bedtime. Your body does it's least amount of fat burning while you sleep. That is why the 4th meal is crucial to all Crosschippers.
6. Over do the caffeine. Lot's of sugary soda's will get the job done, stay away from coffee because it has some healthy benefits that you don't need.
I hope this helps you out for your little event. Nice work on the 18 tackles in 1 game also, you must have been a 5* recruit with great pad level at one point in time. Or not, just epinion.
CrosschipsBT: "Gain 10 lbs good for PAD LEVEL but also GUT LEVEL."
Thanks for stopping by.
Monday, August 3, 2009
The Donut Burger
A new burger is out there that is sweeping the Crosschips nation. It has elements of breakfast, lunch, dinner and dessert all in one. This my friends, is the Donut Burger.
As you will see below, there are many different ways to prepare said burger; some use 2 whole donuts or slice one in half to take place of the bun. Toppings include almost anything you could put on a burger, even a fried egg which is just delicious.
This one includes the fried egg & bacon strips.
Pickles, onions, tomatoes. Not my style but whateva.
Chocolate covered sprinkle donuts!
Easy, just a simple bacon & cheese donut burger.
Sugar donut burger. NICE!!!!
Todays Crosschips: Pick 2 and eat for your best time!
CrosschipsBT: "I enjoy meals that include not only ONE MEAL but also DONUTS. Just epinion"
-Thanks to Brodie for the find.
As you will see below, there are many different ways to prepare said burger; some use 2 whole donuts or slice one in half to take place of the bun. Toppings include almost anything you could put on a burger, even a fried egg which is just delicious.
This one includes the fried egg & bacon strips.
Pickles, onions, tomatoes. Not my style but whateva.
Chocolate covered sprinkle donuts!
Easy, just a simple bacon & cheese donut burger.
Sugar donut burger. NICE!!!!
Todays Crosschips: Pick 2 and eat for your best time!
CrosschipsBT: "I enjoy meals that include not only ONE MEAL but also DONUTS. Just epinion"
-Thanks to Brodie for the find.
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