It's PIZZA, RED WINGS FRIDAY!

Is it 5pm yet?

Friday is the busiest night of the week for pizza places. It's a known fact. Having worked in the industry for 6+ years, I happen to have a little experience with the heavenly pizza pie. Throughout high school and college I worked at Hungry Howies as both a Manager & Delivery driver. To be honest, having an all access pass to all the ingredients necessary to make a pizza was worth the horrible hours, minimal pay and coming home smelling like a box of grease.

Not gonna lie, as a manager, there were many times I would use that all access pass (key to the store) to sneak in at the wee hours of the night and cook myself up some Crosschips meals for my friends and I. (see picture below taken after the Death Cab for Cutie concert at Calvin College. That's a pizza oven by the way.)

Those were good times. It helped take my Freshman 15 up to the Senior 50+ (kidding. Ok, maybe 30)

Now, on top of it being the busiest Pizza day of the week, it's also GAME 7 of the NHL Stanley Cup Playoffs. Here again, Crosschips is a big time supporter of the Detroit Red Wings and we would like to incorporate Pizza + Red Wings into our Crosschips for the night.

Crosschips for the night...
THE RED WINGS CROSSCHIPS GAME!!!
This game will focus MAINLY on DRINKING, but also EATING pizza.
FYI: 1 Drink = sip or gulp. Drink 1 = 1 whole drink (beer, rum & coke, etc..)

PRE GAME...3 slices of Pizza, 2 beers or full drinks

Intermissions...3 slices of Pizza, 2 beers or full drinks

1 Drink:
 Penguins Hit
 Red Wings Hit
 Talk about Cindy Crosby
 Fleury save
2 Drinks:
 Datsyuk, Zetterberg or Hossa Assist
 Osgood save
5 Drinks:
 Octopus thrown on the ice
 Crosby or Malkin Goal add 5 drinks & punch a Penguin fan in the face if you see one
 Helm, Hudler or Maltby Goal (add 5 drinks to the whole drink)
Drink 1 whole drink:
 Red Wing Goal
 Fight
Drink 2 whole drinks:
 Penguins Goal
Drink 5 whole drinks:
 Chelios Goal
Shotgun a beer:
 STANLEY CUP CHAMPIONSHIP for the WING$!!!
Shotgun 5 beers:
 Stanley cup loss, shotgun 5 beers and drop kick a Penguins fan.

HAVE FUN & GO WINGS!!!

LET'S GO RED WINGS!!! (What your wings are eating to stay up on their Crosschips!)

"Bring it on Cindy Crosby..."

I know you have all asked yourself, "well sweet sassy molassy, how do those hockey players get so much energy?”

We have all wondered how these beardy's can skate around aimlessly for 60 minutes or more , score upwards of 4 goals and sustain their strength and agility day in and day out. I’ve watched every game during the playoffs, in High Def and have yet to see anyone on the bench eating a 2lb. Hungry Man meal as I would. So when do they do eat and are they members of “Crosschips”?

You bet your balls they are. By using the interwebs, I was able to obtain some photographic evidence of how our 2008 Stanly Cup Champs partake in “Crosschips”. It’s done before the games, during commercial breaks & after they beat the shiznit out of their opponent.

Notice Darren Helm here, chatting it up on the phone with probably one of the many celebrity hockey skanks while he holds his 3 foot chub sub ever so tightly before he chows down.

If you believe this photo to be photo shopped you can go straight to the 5th ring. How do you think the Red Wings are able to keep such superb talent with the low salary cap of the NHL? It’s because they have 20 pound, 3 foot subs and other awesome huge shit as you will notice below.

Drapes, seen here with a 100 lb turkey after they won the Stanley Cup last year. It’s got some carrots and stuffing, but you know Ilitch fed that thing Hot & Ready’s for the past year so it’s gonna be a BEAST.


Speaking of Pizza, below you can see one of my favorite players, Nick Lindstorm, wait. Nick-las Lids-t-rom? You know, the team Captain? Yeah, that guy. Here he is ready to hand out a ton of kick ass pizza to all his teammates as an appetizer to what is probably more pizza or giant bowls of Chex Mix (60% less fat, then potato CHIPS, damn).


Oh and let’s not think the team is focused on hockey during the whole entire game. See below, these quotes spoken were verified by the players in the photo below.


Even hot chicks rock the Crosschips…


For Crosschips: find yourself an oversized food item and eat it for your best time.

LET’S GO WINGS!!!