Fat Princess

A new game is coming out for Playstation 3 or as the hipsters say PS3 that will have you changing your drawers in 3.54 seconds. It's called FAT PRINCESS. Let's breakdown how the game works: (via Wiki wiki)

In Fat Princess, the player joins one of two opposing teams consisting of up to 16 cartoon characters, each with the goal of rescuing their team's princess from the other team's castle (similar in many respects to capture the flag modes found in other multiplayer video games). In order to make their opponents' task more difficult, players can feed captive princesses more and more food so that she will become heavier and harder to carry back to her respective castle

You will see in video #2 HERE that they say it is similar to capture the flag, but instead of a flag, it's a fat f'ing princess. Ok I added the f'ing because this game is f'ing SWEEEEEEEEEET looking. Not only does it have blood and guts with up to 32 live players, it also has the spirit of Crosschips.
Now, there are a lot of games out there where in order to win you have to have athletic ability, kick ass ninja moves or a massive stockpile of weapons and ammo, things that Crosschippers are not motivated to take any part of in real life, ever. In this game, all you need is cake, a princess and minions to pump slices of cake down her throat at an uncomfortable pace to help your team to victory. Sound familiar? Yeah, it's a good days work here at Crosschips! (or a sick porno, what?)

Enjoy this trailer for a better look at the game:


It's the weekend and I don't normally issue Crosschips orders, but if you happen to be at an event that has cake, try to eat as many pieces as you can before someone questions what in the hell you are doing...should be fun.

CrosschipsBT: "does there make FAT PRINCE version for PLAYSTATION number ONE?"